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Elsie: "I can just go potty in my high chair!"
Mama: "No, high chairs are not for tinkling. You can use a potty chair."
Elsie: "No, Mama, my high chair is
JUST LIKE my potty chair!"
Mama: "Honey,
a potty chair is a vessel so the tinkle doesn't run all over. Your
high chair is not like a potty chair. You need to use the potty."
Elsie: "Well, I could just use a bucket! Or a boat! I can just use my
BOAT!"
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After two evening trips to Dairy Queen in a row with Grandpa David:
Mama: "Which did you like better, the ice cream you had last night, or tonight's ice cream?"
Elsie: "I think I will like the ice cream I get with Grandpa David tomorrow night best... "
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Elsie: "Daddy, what do you want for your birthday?"
Daddy: "3 hugs and 3 kisses."
Elsie: "Okay. What else do you want?"
Daddy: "Hmmm, a nice back rub."
Elsie: "Daddy, that would be weird. "
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While playing with me one afternoon, Elsie let me know that her friend
Henry doesn't like to share (he does). We decided to role-play what
she could do if she was playing with a friend who wasn't sharing. After
about twenty minutes of me "being Henry" in our role-play, we abandoned
the game for lunch. An hour later...
Elsie: "I want to go to the park now!"
Mama: "Well, we can, but it looks like it might rain. How about if we go on a puddle walk instead?"
Elsie: "Okay, but Mama, are you still being Henry?"
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Elsie: "I want to play with Adah!"
Mama: "Well, today is Sunday, and Sunday is a family day. Maybe we can play with Adah later in the week."
Elsie: "But Adah could be in our family!"
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After explaining to Elsie that I was packing up some clothes that didn't fit for Goodwill:
Elsie: "I have some clothes that don't fit anymore, too!"
Mama: "That's
true, we box up your clothes that don't fit anymore so that someone
else can wear them when she gets a little bit bigger. Who is going to
wear your clothes when she grows a little bit more?"
Elsie: "Adah!"
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While at the park Elsie unexpectedly needed to make a tinkle. Elsie and Daddy opened the Port-a-Potty, but it was really dirty and Elsie didn't want to use it (she later told Mama, "It was too stinky for girls to use."). Some pine trees nearby were pressed into service. Pulling up her pants afterwards, she said matter-of-factly: "And now, a flower can grow!"
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"Good night, Mama. I love you! And Mama....I really love Baby Sylvie, too!"
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"I can't have the chicken, Daddy, because chicken tastes like pickles."
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| Swinging on her 3rd birthday (yes, those are big-kid undies!). |