Josie: "Do you need more room? Where should I go?"
Elsie: "Get in Kermit Car and drive to Elsie's house."
Josie: "That is a long way away. Are you going to come with me?"
Elsie: "No. Daddy come with Mama. Mama and Daddy drive to Elsie's house. Elsie stay here with Grandma Cooper."
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Josie: "Well, what do you want to do today? We can go to the park, or the zoo, or maybe the Children's Museum?"
Elsie: "Elsie want to go to TJ Maxx!"
Josie: "Wouldn't you rather go to the zoo today?"
Elsie: "No. TJ Maxx. Or how about Elsie go to garage sales?"
....and later, in the cart at TJ Maxx, announced at full volume to the entire store:
"Elsie's Mama is Elsie's best friend in the whole wide woooooooorld!!!"
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Elsie, while we are debating bedtime duties: "Mama rock with Elsie and read Elsie stories!"
Josie: "I'll read you stories, then Daddy can come back to tuck you in and sing you bedtime songs."
Elsie: "No, Mama sing Elsie bedtime songs!"
Josie: "Okay, Daddy can read you stories and I will come back to sing you songs."
Elsie: "No, Mama read stories and sing songs to Elsie!"
Josie: "Well, if I read you your stories and sing you your songs, what will Daddy do?"
Elsie (turning to Andy): "Daddy, go to bed!"

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