Elsie's description of her day at school:
"The sun got all crazy and moved like this (waving arms) so we got to go outside!"
(yep, it was a fire drill with flashing lights)
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"Mama! How come all M&Ms have 'E's' on them? Are they 'E's' for Elsie???"
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| "Mama, you may not know who I am. I am the fairy that is a Super Fairy Ballerina and I go around and when people forget to buckle, I buckle them so that everyone stays safe in the car. That is who I am." |
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"Mama, don't forget to get the picture of me and my dolls out of the computer so that I can show it to Ms. Kerri. I want in in my hands, so I can hold it, not in the computer."
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| "Best. Doughnut. EVER." |
* Bonus quote, because I am still laughing a week later:
Our dear friends were visiting the Museum of Natural History in Washington. Their daughters, 1.5 and 3, didn't quite understand the stuffed animals on exhibit, and kept tapping on the glass partitions, saying, "Baby animals, look at me! Hello animals!". After much explaining about extinction and taxidermy, they thought that there was some level of understanding. When they got home, Auntie asked the girls where they had been. Their answer? "We went to see the animals at the ZOO!" Parenting fail.